Unassigned. Fully operational.
Cat Agent
He brought one briefcase and assumed the rest.
Unscheduled arrival✚Corner office claimed✚Briefcase unopened✚Meetings self-approved✚Lunch expensed✚Title pending✚Monday permanent✚Unscheduled arrival✚Corner office claimed✚Briefcase unopened✚Meetings self-approved✚Lunch expensed✚Title pending✚Monday permanent✚
First Monday
At 8:57 Monday, Cat Agent entered reception carrying one briefcase and no appointment. By 9:12 he had selected a desk, adjusted the chair, and asked facilities for a door plaque. Nobody found a hiring record. Nobody wanted to interrupt him. He now attends every meeting, takes exact notes, and approves requests addressed to Cat Agent. The briefcase remains locked.
Working Habits
He handles the duties he assigned himself.
Owns the Room
Chose the window office before anyone learned his surname.Carries the Case
It has never opened, which keeps expectations appropriately high.Minutes Everything
Records decisions, including the ones nobody remembers making.
Cat Agent still has the keys.